Steve GannIs Nintendo Starting A Line Of Adult Toys?
April 20th 2010 02:03
Ever since her fall any trembling device, even a vibrating cell phone can trigger an orgasm.
Her doctor says poor Amanda landed on a nerve, which triggered persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS), also known as persistent genital arousal disorder (PGAD).
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body,” she tells the Daily Star of her post-Wii-matic syndrome.
“Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
She gets the urge up to 10 times a day, especially frequent, I’m told, for English women.
“With no cure,” she laments, “I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply.”
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body,” she tells the Daily Star of her post-Wii-matic syndrome.
“Sometimes it builds up into a trembling orgasm.”
PSAS was identified in 2001 by New Jersey therapist Dr. Sandra Leiblum.
It is rare. Sadly, you would think, but sufferers often have a different view.
You can’t concentrate. A GO train ride is torture. Relief, via orgasm, might last only an hour or two.
So that’s the agony of nymphomania?
Not necessarily. Nymphomania no longer is even a medical term.
Too bad. In 1775, a French doctor defined its causes as “eating rich food, consuming too much chocolate, dwelling on impure thoughts, reading novels.”
What we now loosely call nymphomania comes in many forms. You can be a happy nympho, who simply has a high sex drive. Or an obsessive nympho, a sex addict, who lets it rule her life. Likely, this was triggered by self-esteem trauma in her past.
Same thing for guys. Satyriasis was the term for male nymphomania. Now it’s hypersexuality. Or Tigerism.
Of course, nympho is in the eye of the beholder.
Sex pioneer Alfred Kinsey quipped that a nymphomaniac is “someone who has more sex than you do.”
The question is can falling off your Wii exerciser make you a nympho!?
Dr. Irvin Wolkoff, noted Toronto psychiatrist, is skeptical.
Maybe if you land on your head, says Wolkoff. Brain injury can impair inhibition.
But what if she she landed on her keister?
“If this condition was caused by pelvic trauma, then her brains must be in her keister.”
I guess we'll know about her intentions, if a lawsuit is filed, of course this could all just be a brilliant marketing move by Nintendo to sell more Wii's to women.
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